* I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
* He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
* Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
* A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper.
* He wears glasses during math because it improves division.
Haha =) Here's a pretty "haha oh wow" pun I came across a while ago:
ReplyDeleteThere was a contest for the greatest pun ever a few weeks ago. I entered 10, hoping that 1 would win. No pun in ten did.
heh nice puns
ReplyDeletehahaha also CELLTHESLAYER that's awesome
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