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Saturday, September 11, 2010

A Married Couple

Tom was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress that was about to marry a football player who was known primarily for his lack of IQ and common knowledge. 

He turned to his wife Linda, with a look of question on his face. 

"I'll never understand why the biggest shmucks get the most attractive wives." 

His wife replies, "Why, thank you, dear!"

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